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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via dutchster)

— 11 hours ago with 28369 notes

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

(via nymphninja)

— 11 hours ago with 94281 notes
orchestrated-chaos:

daftbread:

yipdeceiver:

foshiizzzle:

Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye

pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much

Kanye thinks this is some peekaboo shit or something

smooth undercover lizard

orchestrated-chaos:

daftbread:

yipdeceiver:

foshiizzzle:

Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye

pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much

Kanye thinks this is some peekaboo shit or something

smooth undercover lizard

(via avrielbangalter)

— 11 hours ago with 30339 notes
destinysonlychild:


davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

(Source: everytimeidiabetes, via sniffing)

— 11 hours ago with 210955 notes